Armed and Dadly
THE DETAILS
There are two kinds of dads.
The ones who tell dad jokes.
And the ones who tell dad jokes while cleaning something at the kitchen table that everybody else has been told not to touch.
This shirt is for the second kind.
Armed and Dadly comes as a tee, a Comfort Colors long sleeve, or a hoodie, in Black, Navy, or True Navy.
So he can wear it year round, and nobody has to hear 'it's too hot for that' as an excuse.
- Brand: Shield Republic
- Available styles: Tee, Comfort Colors Long Sleeve, Hoodie
- Colors: Black, Navy, True Navy
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Adult sizing. Choose your fit using the measurements in the size guide.
- Fabric and fit vary by garment style and color. Shield Republic may use different garment brands depending on availability.
- Follow the care label on your garment. Compare measurements with a similar item you already own before ordering.
CHECK YOUR SIZE: EVERY ITEM, EVERY TIME
Your usual size is a starting point, not a promise. A Small in one brand can be a Medium in another, even within the same brand. Check this item's guide every time and compare the measurements before you commit. Cute is the goal; guessing is not.
Choosing the right size is your responsibility. Fit and size-selection issues aren't eligible for returns.
Size guide
Shield Republic's own size guide is shown below. Measurements are in inches with the garment laid flat. Chest width measures across the garment, not around the body. Use the section for your selected garment style and compare it with an item you own. Garment brands and fit can vary with supplier availability.
Unisex tee: for the short-sleeve tee options
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29.25 |
| L | 21.5 | 30.25 |
| XL | 23 | 31.25 |
| 2XL | 25.5 | 32.5 |
| 3XL | 27 | 33.5 |
Unisex long sleeve: for the long-sleeve options
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 27 |
| M | 20 | 28.5 |
| L | 21 | 29 |
| XL | 23 | 29.5 |
| 2XL | 25.5 | 31 |
| 3XL | 27 | 32 |
Hoodie: Shield Republic general brand guide
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26 |
| M | 22 | 26 |
| L | 25 | 27.5 |
| XL | 26.5 | 28 |
| 2XL | 28 | 29.5 |
| 3XL | 29 | 30 |
View Shield Republicโs complete size guide
Tap the chart to open it at full size.
JOC VERDICT
Father's Day, birthday, Christmas, a random Tuesday. Pick one.
Choose the style and color, then check his size against the guide instead of guessing off the pile of shirts on the dryer.
He's going to act like it's no big deal and then wear it every single week.
SHIPPING
Ships directly from the vendor's warehouse at Shield Republic, not from JOC. Shipping calculated at checkout. No pickups.
Orders with items from different suppliers may arrive separately.
RETURNS
This item goes back to the supplier's warehouse, not to JOC. Message JOC on Facebook Messenger or email organizedchaos0815@gmail.com within 7 days of delivery so I can get a return authorization before you send anything. Items must be unworn, unused, and in the condition you received them. Fit and size choice aren't return reasons. Return shipping is on you unless it arrived damaged, defective, or wrong.