But Did you Die
THE DETAILS
Every friend group has one.
You call her upset about your day, and she lets you get the whole thing out.
Then she asks one question.
"But did you die?"
No. You did not.
And somehow that fixes it. 😂
For the friend whose pep talks are a little unconventional and a lot effective.
- Shield Republic But Did You Die design
- Style: Tee
- Colors: Sport Grey, White, Military Green, Tan
- Adult sizes S to 3XL
- Fabric and fit vary by garment style and color. Shield Republic may use different garment brands depending on availability.
- Follow the care label on your garment
CHECK YOUR SIZE: EVERY ITEM, EVERY TIME
Your usual size is a starting point, not a promise. A Small in one brand can be a Medium in another, even within the same brand. Check this item's guide every time and compare the measurements before you commit. Cute is the goal; guessing is not.
Choosing the right size is your responsibility. Fit and size-selection issues aren't eligible for returns.
SIZE GUIDE
Shield Republic's own size guide is shown below. Measurements are in inches with the garment laid flat. Chest width measures across the garment, not around the body. Use the section for your selected garment style and compare it with an item you own. Garment brands and fit can vary with supplier availability.
Unisex tee: for the short-sleeve tee options
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29.25 |
| L | 21.5 | 30.25 |
| XL | 23 | 31.25 |
| 2XL | 25.5 | 32.5 |
| 3XL | 27 | 33.5 |
JOC VERDICT
If you're the friend who gives these pep talks, this is your uniform.
If you're the friend who needs them, buy it for her as a thank you.
Sport Grey, White, Military Green, or Tan. Sizes S to 3XL.
Check the size guide above. Ordering the wrong size won't kill you either, but it's still annoying.
SHIPPING
Ships directly from the vendor's warehouse (Shield Republic), not from JOC. Shipping calculated at checkout. No pickups.
Orders with items from different suppliers may arrive separately.
RETURNS
This item goes back to the supplier's warehouse, not to JOC. Message JOC on Facebook Messenger or email organizedchaos0815@gmail.com within 7 days of delivery so I can get a return authorization before you send anything. Items must be unworn, unused, and in the condition you received them. Fit and size choice aren't return reasons. Return shipping is on you unless it arrived damaged, defective, or wrong.
