From My Cold Dead Hands
THE DETAILS
Some people are flexible about a lot of things.
Dinner plans. Paint colors. Which side of the bed.
Then there's the one topic where the answer is not up for discussion.
This shirt is for those people.
From My Cold Dead Hands. Bold Shield Republic graphic. No further explanation provided, and none needed.
It's the same energy as the last piece of cornbread at Thanksgiving.
Go ahead. Reach for it. See what happens.
- Shield Republic From My Cold Dead Hands design
- Styles: Tee, Comfort Colors Pocket Tee, Comfort Colors Long Sleeve, Hoodie
- Colors: Sport Grey, Black, White, Crimson, Grey, Ivory, Sand (not every color comes in every style; the options show what's available)
- Adult sizes S to 3XL
- Fabric and fit vary by garment style and color. Shield Republic may use different garment brands depending on availability.
- Follow the care label on your garment
CHECK YOUR SIZE: EVERY ITEM, EVERY TIME
Your usual size is a starting point, not a promise. A Small in one brand can be a Medium in another, even within the same brand. Check this item's guide every time and compare the measurements before you commit. Cute is the goal; guessing is not.
Choosing the right size is your responsibility. Fit and size-selection issues aren't eligible for returns.
SIZE GUIDE
Shield Republic's own size guide is shown below. Measurements are in inches with the garment laid flat. Chest width measures across the garment, not around the body. Use the section for your selected garment style and compare it with an item you own. Garment brands and fit can vary with supplier availability.
Unisex tee: for the short-sleeve tee options
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29.25 |
| L | 21.5 | 30.25 |
| XL | 23 | 31.25 |
| 2XL | 25.5 | 32.5 |
| 3XL | 27 | 33.5 |
Unisex long sleeve: for the long-sleeve options
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 27 |
| M | 20 | 28.5 |
| L | 21 | 29 |
| XL | 23 | 29.5 |
| 2XL | 25.5 | 31 |
| 3XL | 27 | 32 |
Hoodie: Shield Republic general brand guide
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26 |
| M | 22 | 26 |
| L | 25 | 27.5 |
| XL | 26.5 | 28 |
| 2XL | 28 | 29.5 |
| 3XL | 29 | 30 |
View Shield Republicโs complete size guide
Tap the chart to open it at full size.
JOC VERDICT
If you already know exactly who in your life would wear this, you don't need me for this part.
Tee, pocket tee, long sleeve, or hoodie in seven colors.
It's the rare gift where you won't spend one second wondering if he'll like it.
Check the size guide above before you order, because each style measures differently.
SHIPPING
Ships directly from the vendor's warehouse (Shield Republic), not from JOC. Shipping calculated at checkout. No pickups.
Orders with items from different suppliers may arrive separately.
RETURNS
This item goes back to the supplier's warehouse, not to JOC. Message JOC on Facebook Messenger or email organizedchaos0815@gmail.com within 7 days of delivery so I can get a return authorization before you send anything. Items must be unworn, unused, and in the condition you received them. Fit and size choice aren't return reasons. Return shipping is on you unless it arrived damaged, defective, or wrong.