Merica Mullet Eagle
THE DETAILS
Nobody asked for an eagle with a mullet.
And yet here we are, and I am not mad about it.
Business in the front.
Freedom in the back.
This is the shirt for the Fourth of July, the lake, the river, and every cookout where somebody shows up with fireworks they absolutely should not be in charge of.
Tee or Comfort Colors tank. Black or white. That's the whole decision.
- Styles: Tee, Comfort Colors Tank
- Colors: Black, White
- Adult sizing, S to 3XL
- Fabric and fit vary by garment style and color. Shield Republic may use different garment brands depending on availability.
- Follow the care label on your garment.
CHECK YOUR SIZE: EVERY ITEM, EVERY TIME
Your usual size is a starting point, not a promise. A Small in one brand can be a Medium in another, even within the same brand. Check this item's guide every time and compare the measurements before you commit. Cute is the goal; guessing is not.
Choosing the right size is your responsibility. Fit and size-selection issues aren't eligible for returns.
Size guide
Shield Republic's own size guide is shown below. Measurements are in inches with the garment laid flat. Chest width measures across the garment, not around the body. Use the section for your selected garment style and compare it with an item you own. Garment brands and fit can vary with supplier availability.
Unisex tee: for the short-sleeve tee options
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29.25 |
| L | 21.5 | 30.25 |
| XL | 23 | 31.25 |
| 2XL | 25.5 | 32.5 |
| 3XL | 27 | 33.5 |
The women's tank chart in the full guide is not a dedicated chart for the Comfort Colors Tank option. Contact JOC for fit help with that option.
JOC VERDICT
If you laughed, buy it.
If you rolled your eyes, somebody you know still needs it.
Tee or tank, black or white, S to 3XL.
Check the size guide, and message JOC for help on the tank fit since there isn't a dedicated tank chart.
SHIPPING
Ships directly from the vendor's warehouse (Shield Republic). No pickups. Orders with items from different suppliers may arrive separately. Shipping calculated at checkout.
RETURNS
This item goes back to the supplier's warehouse, not to JOC. Message JOC on Facebook Messenger or email organizedchaos0815@gmail.com within 7 days of delivery so I can get a return authorization before you send anything. Items must be unworn, unused, and in the condition you received them. Fit and size choice aren't return reasons. Return shipping is on you unless it arrived damaged, defective, or wrong.
