My Gun Is Not A Threat Unless You Are
THE DETAILS
Southern manners are simple.
Be polite. Say yes ma'am. Bring a dish.
Everything goes smooth as long as everybody behaves.
This shirt just spells out the fine print.
"My Gun Is Not A Threat Unless You Are." Bold graphic. Direct message. Black tee.
Nobody in history has ever had to ask what this shirt means.
- Shield Republic My Gun Is Not A Threat Unless You Are design
- Style: Tee
- Color: Black
- Adult sizes S to 3XL
- Fabric and fit vary by garment style and color. Shield Republic may use different garment brands depending on availability.
- Follow the care label on your garment
CHECK YOUR SIZE: EVERY ITEM, EVERY TIME
Your usual size is a starting point, not a promise. A Small in one brand can be a Medium in another, even within the same brand. Check this item's guide every time and compare the measurements before you commit. Cute is the goal; guessing is not.
Choosing the right size is your responsibility. Fit and size-selection issues aren't eligible for returns.
SIZE GUIDE
Shield Republic's own size guide is shown below. Measurements are in inches with the garment laid flat. Chest width measures across the garment, not around the body. Use the section for your selected garment style and compare it with an item you own. Garment brands and fit can vary with supplier availability.
Unisex tee: for the short-sleeve tee options
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29.25 |
| L | 21.5 | 30.25 |
| XL | 23 | 31.25 |
| 2XL | 25.5 | 32.5 |
| 3XL | 27 | 33.5 |
View Shield Republic’s complete size guide
Tap the chart to open it at full size.
JOC VERDICT
If you're the friendly neighbor who waves at everybody and also has zero intention of being messed with, here you go.
Black tee, sizes S to 3XL.
Check the size guide above before ordering.
Behave, and it's just a nice black t-shirt.
SHIPPING
Ships directly from the vendor's warehouse (Shield Republic), not from JOC. Shipping calculated at checkout. No pickups.
Orders with items from different suppliers may arrive separately.
RETURNS
This item goes back to the supplier's warehouse, not to JOC. Message JOC on Facebook Messenger or email organizedchaos0815@gmail.com within 7 days of delivery so I can get a return authorization before you send anything. Items must be unworn, unused, and in the condition you received them. Fit and size choice aren't return reasons. Return shipping is on you unless it arrived damaged, defective, or wrong.