Witch, Please | Orange Ceramic Mug
THE DETAILS
There's a version of all of us before coffee.
We don't talk about her.
This mug does the talking for you.
Bright orange, campfire style, with white lettering on both sides, so the message lands no matter which hand you pick it up with.
It holds 14-plus ounces, which is roughly the amount of patience required to get through a morning.
- 14+ oz ceramic mug
- Orange campfire-style mug
- Double-sided white lettering
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Wash before use; avoid abrasive cloths
- Minor handmade variations are normal
JOC VERDICT
If your personality before 9 a.m. is best described as "do not," this is your kind of mug.
Microwave safe, dishwasher safe, and warning label included.
$27.99, and a very funny gift for the friend who knows exactly what she's like.
SHIPPING
Ships directly from the vendor's warehouse in Upstate New York, usually within 2 to 3 business days. Typical carrier transit is 3 to 7 business days after shipment, and October through December may take longer.
No pickups. Orders with items from different suppliers may arrive separately.
RETURNS
This item goes back to the supplier's warehouse, not to JOC. Message JOC on Facebook Messenger or email organizedchaos0815@gmail.com within 7 days of delivery so I can get a return authorization before you send anything. Items must be unworn, unused, and in the condition you received them. Fit and size choice aren't return reasons. Return shipping is on you unless it arrived damaged, defective, or wrong.