Wooden Spoon Survivor - 50 Cal Pint Glass
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Wooden Spoon Survivor - 50 Cal Pint Glass

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THE DETAILS

If you grew up in the South, you know about the wooden spoon.

You didn't even have to see it.

You just had to hear the drawer open.

And yet here you are.

You survived. 😂

Now you get a pint glass about it.

16 oz, with a .50 caliber bullet feature.

  • 16 oz pint glass
  • .50-caliber bullet feature
  • Collector-style drinkware
  • Hand wash only

JOC VERDICT

If you, or somebody you love, still flinches a little when a kitchen drawer opens, this is their glass.

It's funny because it's true.

Hand wash only. Treat it with the same respect you gave that spoon.

SHIPPING

Ships directly from the vendor's warehouse (Shield Republic), not from JOC. No pickups. Orders with items from different suppliers may arrive separately. Shipping calculated at checkout.

RETURNS

This item goes back to the supplier's warehouse, not to JOC. Message JOC on Facebook Messenger or email organizedchaos0815@gmail.com within 7 days of delivery so I can get a return authorization before you send anything. Items must be unworn, unused, and in the condition you received them. Fit and size choice aren't return reasons. Return shipping is on you unless it arrived damaged, defective, or wrong.

Full details: shipping policy and return policy.

SIZE + CARE: 16 oz pint glass. Hand wash only.

RETURN REQUESTS: Contact JOC before sending an item back so we can confirm eligibility and the correct supplier return instructions. Items should remain unused and in their original condition. See JOC's full Refund & Return Policy for terms and exclusions.

SHIPPING: This item ships directly from Shield Republic through Shopify Collective. It is not stocked at JOC and is not available for JOC pickup. Items from other suppliers or JOC may arrive separately. Shipping charges and available delivery estimates are shown at checkout.

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