Loud Shorts, Zero Apologies | Mad Hatter Volley Shorts
THE DETAILS
Blending in has never been his thing.
His shorts shouldn't start now.
These are for the guy at the lake who shows up in camo lined shorts and a cooler, and everybody knows he's the fun one.
Quick-dry stretch fabric, a 5 inch inseam, deep pockets, and a drawstring that can go inside or outside the waistband.
Pool days, lake weekends, pickup games, and the backyard with the grill going.
Moss, Shadow, Lowland, Timber, Realtree Edge, Realtree Legacy, black lined with Timber camo, or khaki lined with Lowland camo.
- 88% polyester, 12% spandex
- Quick-dry, breathable fabric
- 5 in. inseam
- Deep pockets
- Elastic waistband with dual-option drawstring
- Sizes S through XXXL; color availability varies
- Realtree Edge is labeled as an oversized fit
CHECK YOUR SIZE: EVERY ITEM, EVERY TIME
Your usual size is a starting point, not a promise. A Small in one brand can be a Medium in another, even within the same brand. Check this item's guide every time and compare the measurements before you commit. Cute is the goal; guessing is not.
Choosing the right size is your responsibility. Fit and size-selection issues aren't eligible for returns.
JOC VERDICT
If he's the one who shows up louder than everybody else anyway, his shorts might as well match.
Heads up: Realtree Edge runs oversized, and not every color comes in every size.
Pick his color, check the size, and let him go be loud.
SHIPPING
Ships directly from the vendor's warehouse after a typical 4 to 5 business day fulfillment period. Carrier transit is typically another 3 to 5 business days.
Shipping calculated at checkout. No pickups. Orders with items from different suppliers may arrive separately.
RETURNS
This item goes back to the supplier's warehouse, not to JOC. Message JOC on Facebook Messenger or email organizedchaos0815@gmail.com within 7 days of delivery so I can get a return authorization before you send anything. Items must be unworn, unused, and in the condition you received them. Fit and size choice aren't return reasons. Return shipping is on you unless it arrived damaged, defective, or wrong.