All Faster
THE DETAILS
There are two speeds in every Southern house.
"We're leaving in five minutes," which means forty.
And whatever speed he drives once everybody is finally in the truck.
All Faster is a graphic with a very particular sense of timing.
I'm not explaining the joke. If you get it, you get it.
Five styles, four colors, and sizes all the way up to 4XL.
- Shield Republic All Faster design
- Styles: Tee, Comfort Colors Pocket Tee, Comfort Colors Long Sleeve, Hoodie, Essential Hoodie
- Colors: Black, True Navy, Heather Charcoal, Vintage Indigo (not every color comes in every style; the options show what's available)
- Adult sizes S to 4XL
- Fabric and fit vary by garment style and color. Shield Republic may use different garment brands depending on availability.
- Follow the care label on your garment
CHECK YOUR SIZE: EVERY ITEM, EVERY TIME
Your usual size is a starting point, not a promise. A Small in one brand can be a Medium in another, even within the same brand. Check this item's guide every time and compare the measurements before you commit. Cute is the goal; guessing is not.
Choosing the right size is your responsibility. Fit and size-selection issues aren't eligible for returns.
SIZE GUIDE
Shield Republic's own size guide is shown below. Measurements are in inches with the garment laid flat. Chest width measures across the garment, not around the body. Use the section for your selected garment style and compare it with an item you own. Garment brands and fit can vary with supplier availability.
Unisex tee: for the short-sleeve tee options
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29.25 |
| L | 21.5 | 30.25 |
| XL | 23 | 31.25 |
| 2XL | 25.5 | 32.5 |
| 3XL | 27 | 33.5 |
| 4XL | 29.5 | 34.5 |
Unisex long sleeve: for the long-sleeve options
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 27 |
| M | 20 | 28.5 |
| L | 21 | 29 |
| XL | 23 | 29.5 |
| 2XL | 25.5 | 31 |
| 3XL | 27 | 32 |
Hoodie: Shield Republic general brand guide
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26 |
| M | 22 | 26 |
| L | 25 | 27.5 |
| XL | 26.5 | 28 |
| 2XL | 28 | 29.5 |
| 3XL | 29 | 30 |
| 4XL | 31.5 | 31 |
View Shield Republic’s complete size guide
Tap the chart to open it at full size.
JOC VERDICT
If he's the one standing by the door with his keys already in his hand, this is his shirt.
Black, True Navy, Heather Charcoal, or Vintage Indigo.
Check the size guide above before ordering. There's no separate chart listed for the Essential Hoodie, so compare it with a hoodie he already owns.
SHIPPING
Ships directly from the vendor's warehouse (Shield Republic), not from JOC. Shipping calculated at checkout. No pickups.
Orders with items from different suppliers may arrive separately.
RETURNS
This item goes back to the supplier's warehouse, not to JOC. Message JOC on Facebook Messenger or email organizedchaos0815@gmail.com within 7 days of delivery so I can get a return authorization before you send anything. Items must be unworn, unused, and in the condition you received them. Fit and size choice aren't return reasons. Return shipping is on you unless it arrived damaged, defective, or wrong.