I'm not Old I'm Aged to Perfection Aluminum Sign

I'm not Old I'm Aged to Perfection Aluminum Sign

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THE DETAILS

There comes a birthday when the candles officially become a fire hazard.

And instead of admitting anything, you just decide you're not old.

You're aged.

Like a good steak. Or a cast iron skillet nobody is allowed to wash with soap. šŸ˜‚

This sign says it for you, so you can stop explaining it at every family get-together.

10 x 10 aluminum, reflective protective film finish, and two holes for hanging.

  • 1060-H24 aluminum
  • 1 mm thick
  • Size: 10 x 10 inches
  • Two holes for hanging
  • Reflective and protective film finish

JOC VERDICT

Birthday gift for the person who refuses to act their age? Done.

Retirement gift? Also done.

It's $16, it requires zero wrapping talent, and it's a lot funnier than another card with a golf joke in it.

SHIPPING

Ships directly from the vendor's warehouse at Shield Republic, not from JOC. Shipping calculated at checkout. No pickups.

Orders with items from different suppliers may arrive separately.

RETURNS

This item goes back to the supplier's warehouse, not to JOC. Message JOC on Facebook Messenger or email organizedchaos0815@gmail.com within 7 days of delivery so I can get a return authorization before you send anything. Items must be unworn, unused, and in the condition you received them. Fit and size choice aren't return reasons. Return shipping is on you unless it arrived damaged, defective, or wrong.

DIMENSIONS: 10x10". Thickness: 1 mm. Two holes for hanging.

RETURN REQUESTS: Contact JOC before sending an item back so we can confirm eligibility and the correct supplier return instructions. Items should remain unused and in their original condition. See JOC's full Refund & Return Policy for terms and exclusions.

SHIPPING: This item ships directly from Shield Republic through Shopify Collective. It is not stocked at JOC and is not available for JOC pickup. Items from other suppliers or JOC may arrive separately. Shipping charges and available delivery estimates are shown at checkout.

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